there's another... mean jr.

The kids were arguing about something, and my son says "I swear on my mother's grave!"

bitter clown

not even funny

me: i feel like you don't like me. love me yes but like me no.

warden: huh?! what are you talking about??? what's your problem?!?

me: yes, my problem. i know.

hmpf

birth control

my sister asked me what type of birth control i use.

the warden: did you tell her old age?

i wonder

not sure if i want this HERE...

hmmm...